You Don't Have to be RIch to be My Douche

John D. Arnold.

Founder, Centaurus Energy, a Hedge Fund (Douchey name. Centaur. A little too much Dungeons and Dragons methinks.)

First claim to Douchedom: Worked for Enron. Remember those awesome guys. Blacked out the state of California for a profit.

Recent Douchiness: Made 1.5 billion this year with his other centaurs. Yes, you are allowed to hate someone for getting rich while everyone else is losing their money. Because, more likely than not, they are profiting off of your hardship.

Douche of the Day

The Douche of the Day (DoD) is a quasi-regular feature of The Douchebag Blog (DbB), where we feature a known celebrity exhibiting an extreme level of doucheyness. Today's Douche - Rush Limbaugh.

Rush is the kind of douchebag who is easy to spot. He's usually found in a crowd of other douchebags, for starters. He's also a pill addict who talks down to drug addicts. He's a right-wing blowhard who has no qualms stirring up the waters for the sake of stirring up the waters, and does nothing but instigate contentious debate where there is no solution but his own. Most of all, when spotted, he inspires the cry "What a douchebag."

It is important to remember not to engage a douchebag of this magnitude, for it is when he is engaged that his doucheyness becomes an unstoppable force. Instead, isolate the douche, let him flourish in his small douche universe, and keep a watchful eye for the spreading contagion. Yes, doucheyness is contagious.