The Douche of the Day (DoD) is a quasi-regular feature of The Douchebag Blog (DbB), where we feature a known celebrity exhibiting an extreme level of doucheyness. Today's Douche - Rush Limbaugh.
Rush is the kind of douchebag who is easy to spot. He's usually found in a crowd of other douchebags, for starters. He's also a pill addict who talks down to drug addicts. He's a right-wing blowhard who has no qualms stirring up the waters for the sake of stirring up the waters, and does nothing but instigate contentious debate where there is no solution but his own. Most of all, when spotted, he inspires the cry "What a douchebag."
It is important to remember not to engage a douchebag of this magnitude, for it is when he is engaged that his doucheyness becomes an unstoppable force. Instead, isolate the douche, let him flourish in his small douche universe, and keep a watchful eye for the spreading contagion. Yes, doucheyness is contagious.
It is important to remember not to engage a douchebag of this magnitude, for it is when he is engaged that his doucheyness becomes an unstoppable force. Instead, isolate the douche, let him flourish in his small douche universe, and keep a watchful eye for the spreading contagion. Yes, doucheyness is contagious.
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