Wednesday, March 25, 2009

You Don't Have to be RIch to be My Douche


John D. Arnold.

Founder, Centaurus Energy, a Hedge Fund (Douchey name. Centaur. A little too much Dungeons and Dragons methinks.)

First claim to Douchedom: Worked for Enron. Remember those awesome guys. Blacked out the state of California for a profit.

Recent Douchiness: Made 1.5 billion this year with his other centaurs. Yes, you are allowed to hate someone for getting rich while everyone else is losing their money. Because, more likely than not, they are profiting off of your hardship.

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