Vanity license plates are super-douchey. I feel like there's no need to say much more. But I don't want to leave any open questions on this one.
If you have vanity plates, you paid extra for them. You paid extra money for a license plate. It was important to you that your license plate make a statement, so you paid extra.
If you need to make a statement with a license plate, something else is not working out for you. You might want to see a shrink.
But not the SHRNK above. Honestly, would you trust your therapist if they told you they had vanity plates? No. You wouldn't. What's more, some other douchebag got the SHRINK plate with the "i" before this douche. So not only is this guy a douche, he's a slow douche. It's a whole 'nuther level of doucheyness.
As for TV CAT. Let's see - he's trying to tell us something. Ummmm, he works in television and drives a Jaguar? Ding, ding, ding. But I bet he doesn't work in television anymore, because he got fired for being too much of a douche.
Got it. No Vanity Plates. Unless they're about the Boston Red Sox. Then I make an exception. Because nothing about the Boston Red Sox can ever be douchey.
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